nunyabizness's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TMNT: REBEL 5]

Great graphics

Everything reminds me so much of Ren and Stimpy's style of graphics. Even the screeches and fog horn. But MOST of the jokes were nothing more than potty humor and the constant cursing took away from it. I did like some of the gags, the opening with Mikey painting on his back like the real Michaelangelo and comparing his hands. Even the 6 pack of beer abs were cool, but the not walking and hammer joke, the pizza on the wall and other jokes were just plain stupid. You have a lot of talent. With better voice acting and some decent gags, you could have a top 100 flash. While I love TMNT, the gags and voice acting were very poor. Maybe try cursing a little less and use a little less randomness and you'll get a much higher rating.

Peace.

[Truth about Masturbation]

Wow that was great

Man it was so funny when....well actually I didn't find any humor in it. About 90% of guys masturbate and the other 10% either get laid daily or lie about it. What makes it even worse is that most primates masturbate, not just humans. So watching a Lemur jack is not what I call funny or entertaining. And per the author's request, ways to improve. 1, Get a loader esp if you make anything bigger. 2, Make something with more than 10 frames on repeat with a monotonous sound loop. 3, Find something funny to actually talk about. 4, Get a life and don't pretend like you're not making fun of yourself, since anyone bothering to take time to make a movie about the stupid face in the mirror while jacking must have been doing it and seen his face. Hell a guy's face during sex looks the same. No big deal. Now hopefully with that said you know that this sucks monkey balls and no pun intended. And you sir, have to be the luckiest man alive to get a front page with a score of 1.22 and no real animation. Maybe I'll submit a flash on how guys drool over girls they cant have and just loop their face....
Peace.

[Bleed: Vampire Awakening]

Pretty good

Too bad you cut off the song at the end. The animation was pretty decent and well drawn.

And to the last guy, Vampires ARE gothic. Gothic people dress in dreary clothes to symbolize death. Vampires have been portrayed that way for 20+ yrs.

Anyway, back to the flash, good job. Keep it up. And there is a couple of minor typos, unless you mean for them to talk "street talk" which is ok I guess. But it should be "you're gonna have to kill me" instead of you gonna. But other than that keep up the great work man.

[Trials of the Spiderman]

Not bad at all

I really liked the directing of this flash. The way the scenes go with the flow of the music worked very well. Great job, although you could have definitely done the animation better by adding more fbf animation, it still worked. Also someone mentioned you forgot the Goblin and Hobgoblin, there are a lot of villians you left out, Sandman included who is supposed to be in the new movie. Anyway, nitpicking aside, great job.

[TMNT: REBEL 2]

TMNT meet Ren and Stimpy

This reminded me a LOT of the way Ren and Stimpy cartoons were drawn and put together, very random. Nice artwork although your animation wasn't nearly as great. I liked all the cameos you through in, biggest complaint was the actual animation and most of the voice acting. Some of it was done nicely, but most of it was below par. Still a very nice addition, keep em coming and if you can get the emotion and variety in the voice and move to fbf animation or use much better tweening, you'll have a hit worthy of top notch tv.

[Ghostbusters: Episode 1]

Not bad man, not bad at all

While I've seen a lot better drawings, the faces were nicely done and it really kept with the feeling of the "Real Ghostbusters" cartoon series. Nice music too, and for the last reviewer, that song is Crawling in the Dark by Hoobastank. Anyway, good job, I think if you took as much time on their bodies as you obviously did on their faces, you'd REALLY have a good flash on your hands. Good job!

[Zelda: Worst Day]

Not bad for an early attempt

Just not quite sure how this has such a high score. Drawings aren't BAD but they are far from fluid and everything looks stiff, no joints. Didn't like the music, and there was no real sound effects. Other than that you did well, especially for a 2nd attempt. Keep em coming and keep learning.

TiMMaYj responds:

Yeah... Im slowly changing over to FBF animation, and foresaking the motion tweens that held this movie together. Thanks for reviewing

[Chase 'n' Pac-Man]

Pretty funny

Didn't think it was hilarious, like some, but it was pretty good. I'm never home during the day but I thought they brought back Family Guy..

anyway, good flash, pretty funny, keep em coming.

[Going Down to Newgrounds]

Great Video tribute

Nice job man. I'm sure Denvish would be proud to have this video tribute to his song. Everything was pretty well laid out, only thing I didn't like was the repetitiveness of some of the scenes, could have been better if you mixed it up a lil when the lines repeated. Have a variation of the last scene. But otherwise I'd still give you a 9. Great job!

stoners-lunchbox responds:

True... it got a little monotonous... but i liked it because it conveyed the message simply and clearly... Don't you think?

Thanks for the feedback! it helps me get better at this!

[Legend without Zelda BOD1]

Not bad

First off to the last guy and probably some others, back off. If he did the work himself it is more than worthy to be submitted. While his drawings may not be up there with the legendary frog or some of the other great artists, it's really not bad at all. Only complaint I had with the graphics was the skewing you did when the characters turned, not drawing new figures as they turned. Anyway, the humor was about right for the game it was based on. Not bad, and don't listen to what many of these guys have to say. It was good, not great or bad. But worthwhile. Keep em coming and I'm sure we'll see improvement. Biggest thing is work on the sound a little bit and draw new figures when they turn, otherwise the graphics are on par with many of the front page graphics.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Actually the flipping over heads is part of my style...and im lazy, never meant this to come on the front page O_o;

yeah i made it myself, dunno where he got the idea i stole from, and if so I'm anxious to meet my phantom double.